The words a booking for two actually uses
Plain definitions of the terms that turn up between a message sent from one country and a door opening in another, written the way the house applies them rather than the way a dictionary would.
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Outcall
Outcall means the therapist travels to the address the two of you are already staying at, so neither partner has to cross a city on an arrival day.
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Arrival Window
Forty to sixty minutes from a confirmed hour to a knock at your door, the same figure in every central district and at every hour of the day.
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The Second Arrival
On a trip where two partners fly in separately, the later of the two landing times is the only one an evening should ever be planned around.
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Reunion Evening
The first night of a trip between two people who live apart, which has a momentum of its own and does not always want an hour booked into it.
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The Couple Rate
Two guests with one therapist is 360 euros an hour in Amsterdam, and the figure covers both of you rather than being charged per person.
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A Therapist Each
Two therapists for two guests is 720 euros an hour, two sessions running alongside each other and finishing at the same moment.
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Deposit
Half the fee confirms nearly every booking arranged before a trip, settled before she sets out and calculated on the figure in her own profile.
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Balance at the Door
The remaining half of the fee is handed over when she reaches your room, in cash or by the routes already agreed, and either of you can pay it.
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Cancellation and Refunds
What is kept when a booking is called off depends on the notice given rather than the reason, and nothing beyond the deposit is ever claimed.
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One Free Move
A confirmed booking can be moved to another date once at no cost, provided the request arrives a day ahead and the new date is within fourteen days.
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Overnight
A fixed block of eight hours with both ends written into the confirmation, at 2,500 euros for two guests with one therapist.
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Duration Ladder
One hour, ninety minutes, two hours, three hours and the eight hour block, priced as a ladder rather than as an hourly rate multiplied out.
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Peak Date
King's Day, Pride, the dance event in October, Christmas to New Year and large conference weeks all carry a deposit whatever the notice given.
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The Shared Thread
One written exchange holds the whole arrangement, and what is not written in it is not part of the booking, however clearly the two of you agreed it.
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False Bookings
A booking placed under somebody else's name, from another person's number or as a joke is a false booking, and a missed appointment is not one.
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Twenty-one or Over
Everyone present at a booking has to be twenty-one or over, and a photo document may be asked for at the door and is never copied or kept.