Couple massage in Amsterdam for two people arriving from two directions

How a couple massage in Amsterdam is arranged when the two of you land at different hours

Halfway Amsterdam exists for one kind of booking. Two people who do not share a postcode, or a language at home, or a time zone, meet in this city for three or four days because it sits between them. One of you clears the airport at eleven in the morning and has the room alone until the afternoon. The other is still at a gate somewhere reading a departure board. The evening you have both been counting toward starts when the second bag lands on the floor, and that is the evening this site is built around.

Everything here is outcall. A therapist travels to the room the two of you took between you, whether that is a hotel along a canal, a rented flat above a shop or a short stay apartment out toward the ring. There is no address for you to find and no desk to walk past twice. She leaves once the hour is agreed and reaches a central door in forty to sixty minutes. A shared room at an airport hotel works too, once the length of that journey has been settled in writing first.

One thread, two phones

Most bookings on this site are opened by whichever of you has the steadier signal that week. Write from one number, put both of your names in the first message, and the whole arrangement stays in one place: the technique, the length, the hour, the district and the total. The partner who is still in the air reads the same thread on landing instead of assembling it out of screenshots. If the two of you would rather write separately, say so at the start and both sides are kept told.

The written address is contact@couplemassageamsterdam.com, and e-mail suits this kind of booking well, because it survives a flight, a roaming gap and a phone that ran flat somewhere over the ocean.

Timing it to the later arrival

The detail worth sending first is the hour the second flight is expected on the ground, not the hour it is due to leave. From there the evening can be set an hour or two later, which leaves room for a shower, a bag that took its time on the belt and the short stretch of not quite believing the other one is standing there. Nothing is added for that margin, and nothing changes if the plane comes in early.

If one of you is arriving on a body clock five or eight hours away from the local one, write that down as well. An hour booked near midnight reads very differently to someone whose body still thinks it is late afternoon, and the hour is easier to choose with both clocks in front of you. There is a page on finding an hour that suits two clocks and another on booking around a gap between two arrivals.

What the two of you are actually booking

The usual shape is one therapist working with both of you across the session, which is what the figures at the head of this page describe: EUR 360 for an hour, EUR 720 for two, EUR 1,080 for three, with every tax already counted inside them. That is the couples massage as this house books it. The other common shape puts a second therapist in the room so that each of you has your own, and is arranged as a four hand booking at twice the figure.

Whichever shape you pick, she arrives in street clothes carrying one bag: warm oil, towels and a sheet. The room needs to be warm, to have a little floor beside the bed and to have a door the two of you can answer yourselves. Nothing else is asked of it, and nothing has to be moved or hidden before she knocks.

The figures, and what holds an hour

Half of the agreed figure is sent ahead on any booking made more than a day in advance, on every session of three hours or more, on every two therapist booking and on a first booking from a guest the house has not looked after before. The balance is settled once she is inside the room. A same day hour or two, for a guest already known here, is settled at the door instead.

Travel dates slip, so one move is allowed on any booking: write more than a day before the hour you had, put the new date inside the next fortnight, and what was already sent travels across with it. Call the evening off with more than a day to spare and that money comes back whole; call it off inside the final day, while she is still at home, and half of it stays; once she has set out for your address it stays. The booking terms put every one of those rules in plain sentences, next to the article of Dutch law it rests on.

Where she travels in the city

Across the districts below, a confirmed hour and a knock at your door are forty to sixty minutes apart. The room number is asked for once the hour is fixed and not before, which keeps the thread short and keeps the arrangement between the three of you.

• Centrum
• Jordaan
• Oud-Zuid
• De Pijp
• Zuidas
• Leidseplein
• Rembrandtplein
• Dam Square
• Vondelpark
• Red Light District

An address outside that list is quoted before it is booked, and the honest travel time is given before anything is fixed rather than after it.

Before either of you writes

Read a profile or two if you would rather ask for someone by name, or send the district and the hour and let the reply put two or three names in front of you. Guests and therapists are twenty-one or over on both sides of the door. Each therapist sets the limits of her own session and says what they are before it begins. The whole of a booking is agreed in writing before any of it is held, and the longer version of all this, written for couples planning across two countries, is in the guide on planning a reunion here.