massage · Amsterdam
Couple massage in Amsterdam on the evening you both got here
This is the booking the site is built around: two people in one room who do not live in the same country and have a few evenings in which to be in the same one. There are two arrangements. One therapist for the two of you is 360 euros an hour; she works with one partner while the other stays in the room, and the two halves are balanced rather than counted out with a stopwatch. A therapist each is 720 euros an hour; two sessions run side by side and finish within a minute or two of one another, which is the part couples remember afterwards. Neither is a reduced version of the other. They are different evenings, and on a reunion trip they suit different nights. Both people in the room have to be twenty-one or over and both have to have agreed to the booking, which is stated plainly because it is checked at the door rather than assumed from a message.
At a glance
- Technique
- Couples Massage
- Category
- massage
- Origin
- Adapted from traditional couples' spa programs
- Format
- Outcall only
- Arrival
- 40 to 60 min
- Guests
- 21 and over
- Rate
- From €360
Lengths taken
In full
Couples Massage, set out
Where it comes from
The two table format grew out of resort spas in the late twentieth century, where the selling point was a shared room rather than anything technical, and it was built around a fixed schedule and a booking desk. The outcall version keeps the simultaneity and drops the rest: no drive out, no robes, no walk back through a reception with wet hair. For two people who see each other four times a year, dropping the rest turns out to be most of the value.
The technique
With one therapist it is a question of sequencing. She alternates rather than divides, so neither partner spends a long unbroken stretch waiting, and the pace stays continuous from one of you to the other. With two it is a question of tempo. The pair agree a shape before they start and work loosely in step, which is about winding down together rather than mirroring each other stroke for stroke. Both arrangements use warm oil and towels the therapists bring themselves, and both work on an ordinary double bed, although two want floor space on either side of it.
What to expect
Say in the first line that there are two of you and which arrangement you want, because everything after that depends on it. With one therapist, she arrives in street clothes with a small bag, lays her own towels over the bed and starts with whichever of you decided beforehand to go first. The other partner stays in the room. With two, they arrive together, set up on either side of the bed or on a second surface alongside it, and agree the shape of the hour between themselves before anything begins. Each therapist states her own limits at the start, in her own words, and each set holds for the whole visit regardless of what anyone else in the room would prefer. Where two are working, neither speaks for the other. The last stretch is paced on both sides together, so nobody is left lying awake beside a session that is still running.
Who it suits
Couples who live in different countries and have three nights in this one. Anyone who would rather the evening happened where they already are than at a fixed hour somewhere across the city. It suits a room with space around the bed when two therapists are booked, and it suits a pair who have already agreed, from two countries, roughly what they want the evening to be. It does not suit a room shared with anyone outside the booking, and it is not a booking the house takes when one partner has not been told about it.
What it is good for
It removes the part of a reunion evening that usually goes wrong, which is going somewhere. The room the two of you are already sharing is the venue, so there is no lobby to cross afterwards and no hour spent looking presentable. With two therapists, the timing is the quiet benefit: one clock across both sessions is what makes the evening read as one thing rather than as two appointments that happened to share a bed.
At your address
Couple massage for two guests in one room in central Amsterdam, one therapist between you or a therapist each, outcall to a hotel or apartment, evenings and small hours alike.
Length
For the two of you with one therapist: 360 euros an hour, 540 for ninety minutes, 720 for two hours, 1,080 for three, and 2,500 for the eight hour block. With a therapist each: 720, 1,080, 1,440, 2,160 and 5,760. Ninety minutes is what most first evenings become and two hours is what most last evenings become. Every booking with two therapists is confirmed with half the fee before anyone sets out.
Related techniques
By the hour
- 1 hour, couple, one therapistEUR360
- 90 minutes, couple, one therapistEUR540
- 2 hours, couple, one therapistEUR720
- 3 hours, couple, one therapistEUR1,080
- Overnight (8h), couple, one therapistEUR2,500
- 1 hour, couple, two therapistsEUR720
- 90 minutes, couple, two therapistsEUR1,080
- 2 hours, couple, two therapistsEUR1,440
- 3 hours, couple, two therapistsEUR2,160
- Overnight (8h), couple, two therapistsEUR5,760
Tax counted in, and her journey across the listed districts counted in.
Elsewhere
Questions
Asked about this one
We live in different countries. How far ahead should we arrange this?
As soon as the flights are booked, which is usually a fortnight or more. A named therapist is straightforward to hold that far out and awkward to find on the afternoon itself. Anything arranged more than twenty-four hours ahead carries half the fee as a deposit, so booking early and paying half early are the same decision.
One therapist or two, on a first evening after weeks apart?
One, more often than couples expect. Two parallel sessions want two rested bodies, and on a night when one of you has been travelling since morning the pair can feel like two separate appointments. Put the therapist each on the second or third evening, when both of you are actually present for it.
Is our room big enough for two therapists?
It needs space on both sides of the bed, or a second surface alongside it. A standard double in the centre usually manages; a small room with the bed pushed against a wall does not. Describe the room in the thread and you will be told before anything is fixed rather than at the door.
What if only one of us really wants this?
Then book one therapist for one guest, or do not book. Everyone in the room has to have agreed to the session and everyone has to be twenty-one or over, and both are checked when she arrives rather than taken on trust. Where a therapist cannot satisfy herself on either point, she goes before the session begins.
Still unsure
- Describe the evening and let the reply suggest one
- Ask what a length feels like before you pick
- Say if a partner is joining you
Nothing in the thread holds you to anything until a name, an hour and a total have all been agreed.
On the roster
Therapists who list it
BeatriceAge 26 · Oud-Zuid
BetsyAge 23 · Amsterdam Centrum
BlairAge 27 · De Pijp
BonnieAge 25 · Jordaan
BrielleAge 22 · Amsterdam Centrum
BritannyAge 28 · Oud-Zuid
CarolineAge 29 · De Pijp
CassandraAge 26 · Oud-Zuid
ChloeAge 24 · Jordaan
ClaireAge 26 · De Pijp
ClementineAge 28 · Oud-Zuid
ColleenAge 25 · Jordaan
Ask for one of them by name and the reply says whether the hour is hers.Every technique